I’m Out

I’m Out

I’m a Republican Evangelical Christian

Who only votes Democrat and doesn’t believe in God

I’m a sugar addict who doesn’t eat sugar                                                      

I’m a people person, Who wants to be alone

I’m monogamous, But I also like to fool around

I’m Out

I’m a preacher who doesn’t preach

I’m a gold medal Olympic Athlete, Minus the gold medal and the Olympics

I’m the most accepting judgmental person you’ve every known

I’m Out

I’m a loving daughter, who hates her parents

I am a beautiful mother earth, Who is hung like a bull

I’m a racial reconciliation, cross-cultural expert, Who truthfully gets along best

with other white people

I’m Out

I’m a mother who doesn’t want children

I’m a poet who doesn’t really like poetry

I’m saggy boobs and a push-up bra

I’m Out

I’m a wild instinctual animal, Who enjoys bubble baths and mascara

I’m the most violent peace activist you’ve ever encountered

I’m Mrs. Cunningham meets K.D. Lang

I hope you are keeping up ‘cause

I’m Out

I’m a party girl who’s in bed by 10:00

I’m a social justice loving, gentrification hating,

Yuppie who lives in a condo and enjoys exotic vacations

I’m Out

I’m a tender kiss, And a raving bitch

I’m a carpet muncher, Who gives one hell of a blow job

I don’t do drugs, But if anyone here has a good …joint see me later

I’m  Out

I’m an eight year old who thinks she’s 30

I’m a believer who doesn’t believe

I’m Straight Monday / Wednesday

Bi Tues., Thurs,  Friday

And Queer all Weekend Long

I’m Out

Love Me or Leave Me

I’m Out

Fuck Me and you’ll see

I’m Out

I’m Free

I’m Me

I’m Out